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No, he NEEDS underwear, he's violating MY CIVIL RIGHTS!
( 2005-01-15 @ 12:55 a.m. )

Wow...so here I am again. I am afraid this entry will be FAR from profound. I have decided to do a completley random entry in which I am going to insert random quotes and completley random snippets of conversations. In other words funny shit, that makes NO SENSE!

Firstly however...LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF AT THIS yes that's right that's me, and none other than Eminem, outside the white house, which is burning. Yes, we are holding flare guns, and yes, that is Dick Cheney takign the President for his evening constitutional walkies! BWHAHAHAHAHA! My roomie drew that, amusing is it not?

Also have a look at THIS I am apparently becoming quite the figure in my local papers. I wrote a letter to the Editor about how people should stop ragging on Democratic Senator Barbra Boxer simply because she had the balls to contest the Presidental Election in the Senate a week or so ago. I was VERY proud of that woman and as I stated in my letter. She has GUTS..a.s far as Im concerned, she is a ANGEL...and well damnit, I DIDNT KNOW they published my letter. My dad called me, told me, and brought me that!

See? NEVER think just because your an "average" citizen that you cannot be heard in Washington or locally!

Pardon me while I am proud of myself for getting up off my ass, hell not to mention sending out a e-mail supporting Howard Dean for the DNC chair...a e-mail that took me hours to write.

Yep. Proud.

Ok, commencing with randomness! AND LEAVE ME G-BOOK LOVE! God, has everyone quit signing this thing sicne I went all crazy political?

Ok, so random quotes and conversation snippets, have fun with this.

"If war is the answer, can we re-phrase the question?"

"What are these MORAL VALUES you speak of? They sound contagious, I odnt want any. I have IMMORAL values, does that count?"

"Moral values is BULLSHIT! No SET of peopel subscribe to some standardized set of moral ethics!"

"Oh yea, BACK IN THE DARK AGES when Government was the people's only light, and they were forced to rely on it so STRONGLY they dared not voice dissent."

"Vote for him, or he will SUE your ass!"

"I am the FUTURE of your country, I hope THAT keeps you awake at night!"

"When osmeoen says Faux Pas, and you say which one? That's a SURE sign there's a problem!"

"NO! PATRIOTIC UNDERWEAR!"

"Sicne when is democracy a faith-based initative?"

"Oh look, TURD IN A TIE!"

"Go fuck yourself! Im an asshole, and I approve this message!"

"Ok, so carrot cake batter looks like vomit, agreed?"

"Relfexive pronoun use, consider revising."

"There ARE NO REFLEXIVE PRONOUNS! It's a LIE! A CONSPIRACY!"

"BASEBALL BAT OF ELECTRONIC DEATH! WADJEEEEEEE-FOOOO-MUNGA-MUNGA-HESAFUCK!"

"See, she's SO scared she's cleaning her FINGERNAILS...with her eyebrow ring...um, fear my liberal wrath?"

"Mental note to self: Pink Insulation NOT COTTON CANDY!"

"And on THAT note, Im going to go sleep in the bathtub!"

"I CANT use microsoft Word, it's against the principles of...of...Islam..."

"Que pleh?"

"See, what you didnt see was before the noise, I had allready made a pre-emptive strike, thusly making no need for a follow up defensive maneuver."

"Watch in HORROR as the political staffer awakens and REALIZES she is missing PRECIOUS seconds of C-SPAN VIEWING TIME!"

"AAAH1 AHH! You....REPUBLICAN! OUT OF HER YARD! OUT OF HER YARD!"

"Holy shit.....a car!"

"Butetr cookeis ARE AGAINST the Geneva convention."

"The President's Forgein Policy Procedure: BLOW UP ANY COUNTRY YOU CANNOT SPELL! Mr President, how do you spell Iraq?

"I-R-A-C-K...."

"Actually Sir, I think it's a q..not a..."

"FORGET IT! KA-FUCKING-BOOM! That's how YOU SPELL IT!"

"I WANTED a President who SPEAKS ENGLISH! Is that aksing SO MUCH?"

"Bacon bits, those things are little weapons of mass distraction/destruction especially if you throw them at people, eat an entire mouthful and you will run off all occupants at your table, I swear."

"Hello! Ivy speaking, can you help me with something?"

"Why did I flinch?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Dont eat that, I REGURGITATED IT!"

"Oh and the point of that was WHAT?"

"Oh look, books in the mail...Im a dork."

"Pardon me whilst I BLEACH MY BRAIN!"

"Seriously, he NEEDS UNDERWEAR!"

"Who just put the stop payment on my reality check?"

"Aloha, Harken!"

"Whoah, watching that, my IQ dropepd 50 points."

And more to come later!

LOVE YOU ALL!

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