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Claims and Facts
( 2004-03-28 @ 12:10 a.m. )

Hello All!

Once again it has been a Uber-Weird week thanks to Panda-Head

IT IS ALL HER FAULT! I mean pictures of Doom..........and weird phone calls...GOOD GOD! ASS I TELL YOU! ASS! I'll have to ask her, but if she allows me to, I'll upload the pictures of Doom and put them here.....The Three Horsemen Of The Appocalypse and One Scary Ass....trust me, you dont WANT TO KNOW!

Also a shout-out to Andy who just rocks!

Well, I start work on April 1st, and this Tues I am going to Disney with me boyfriend and a certain D-Land buddy of mine! WHEEEE!

As a matter of fact, we are smuggling a flask of rum onto the Pirates of The Caribbean ride, now HOW appropriate is that I ask you?

I'll be sure to let you know if we get kicked ut after the fact.

Nw let's see, I cant be bothered to REALLY update, so I am just going to list some random Ivy facts here.

Oh yes, however I DID SEE SECRET WINDOW AGAIN! To anyone that has NOT gone, what in the HELL are you waiting on?

Seriously, it's brilliant......

I have alos started work on my novel, if you guys would like, next entry I'll place what I have so far in here, leave me G-book love and let me know!

Ok random Ivy facts.

1. The color yellow strikes much fear into me.

2. I own a Jessica Rabbit doll.

3. I wear essential oil instead of perfume {usually almond or sweetgrass}.

4. I once ate a bad lobster, now I cant eat lobster anymore! DAMMN YOU TO HELL RED LOBSTER!

5. My favorite Rainbow Brite kid was Patty O' Green.

6. I like pomegranate juice.

7. I think celery comes STRAIGHT from hell {yes, I HATE it.}

8. My goldfish are named after dead actors/actresses or punk musicians.

9. I like candy apples better than caramel ones.

10. I own several pairs of froggie socks, including one pair of froggie toe socks.

11. I have a dried blue rose.

12. I lvoe taffy.

13. Tinkerbell is one of my many heroes {my nickname is Tinkerhell, and I have an entire voice and persona to go with her}.

14. I think dry-roates sesame seeds taste good on almost anything.

15. I am a complete final fantasy nerd, I have played and own all the games, bonus points if you can guess how this ties into the "Valentine" part of my name.

16. I randomly quote lines from the pirates of the caribbean blooper reel, even if I am the only one home.

17. I hold PERFECTLY LOGICAL conversations with innatimate objects.

18. I bite my toenails sometimes.

19. I have a habit of losing my piercing/body jewelrry.

20. I can randomly entertain myself on e-bay for hours.

21. I always assume everything is going to fall apart.

22. I have played Ophelia, Lady Macbeth, Juliet, and several other Shakespeare parts in high school.

23. I used to get payed to portray various female comic book characters at comic book conventions.

24. I have met alot of people...to half of them I am only a memory.

25. I am 23, and still live with teenage angst.

26. I cry alot.

27. I have ALOT of trouble getting to sleep.

28. I watch to much adult swim/cartoon network.

29. I hate licorice.

30. I lvoe dying easter eggs.

31. I still sleep with my baby blanket on my bed.

32. I love plating things, and growing things.

33. Egyptian culture fascinates me.

34. I make really bad jokes.

35. It is REALLY hard to humiliate me due to my sene of humor. I have a recessive I-Dont-Give-A-Shit-Gene.

36. I paint my toenails weird colors.

37. I eat coffee beans.

38. Tea Chai Lattes are ambrosia to me.

39. I love white pizza.

40. Dont like apple pie.

Now thanks to Alix as a nod to her genius, I shall here list my claims so all knoweth what belong to me.

1.Jack Sparrow {not to be confused with Alix's Cap'N Jack}

2.Boromir

3. Haldir

4. Frodo who is always atached to my leg.

5. Galadriel

6. Shelob

7. Lucius Malfoy

8. Draco Malfoy {were married}

9. Oliver Wood

10. Jamie {ddraigwen} she IS my wife.

11. All members of Rancid

12. Joint Claims with my wife on the following: Craig Parker and Mark Ferguson.

13. Beckers

14. Mingo

15. I am allowed to on occasion visit Billy Boyd {so sayeth his Wife

16. First Mate Panda-Head

17. Mort Rainey....MINE ALL MINE! In all his INSANE glory.

18. Panda-Head and I have dual claims on Johnny Depp's ass, the ghetto-ass-car, any sticky ponies you may have, ALL OF YOUR DORITOS, and chef's knives.

19. I claim all of the rum.

20. I also claim the following quotes from Secret Window "I just broke a mirror....and my shower door" "

I'm just going to smoke, I'm just going to totally smoke. And tomorrow I'll go to the store and get a new pack and smoke the shit out of it."

"I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky."

21. Boromir's horn.

22. All of the earths my litte ponies.

23. The words "Foofie, Glaskider, wibbly and feart"

24. The Dortos from Secret Window.

25. The right to abduct Alix.

26. Any and all pirate songs.

More to follow

That be all

Until next time.

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