I ask only for the strength to defend my people.

Doritos, Chef's Knife, Stinky Muses, and Captain Bunny Ears
( 2004-03-20 @ 11:59 p.m. )

Wheeeeee!

What a weird week it has been.

That's what happens when you talk to pAndi to much ~Points finger in accusation~ YOU! It's all your fault!

You start spouting random things such as "Doritos! Ninja-Flu! Bunny Ears! Chef's Knife! Loincloth! Hat"

And somwhere along the line, you wind up with the nickname "Captain Bunyn Ears" and recieve strange gifts such as Captain Jack Sparrow's hat with mint green bunny ears attached {Thanks Lynx A.K.A. Coxswain Tiger-Pants}

Yes, that was random....and terrifying. I know this. You can thank First Mate Panda-Head for that!

Firstly I saw "Secret Window" with none other than Johnny Depp.

FRIGGING BRILLIANT MOVIE! Yet again Mr. Perfect shows how versatile he is with his roles. He was so amazing it nearly made ms sick. Just brilliant.

Ok, so granted for 60% of the film he is wearing scuzzy pajama's, a bathrobe with a big rip in one side, and his hair WELL AND TRULY looks liek a hamster nested in it, but so be it. Also, let me tell you, there is NOTHING more enderaing than watching Johnny Depp nervously and lovingly *HUG* a bag of Dorito's. Very very endearing indeed, nevermind the fact that im the only one in the entire theatere that laughed at it. Also nevermind that his characters name is "Mort Rainey" I mean come on, that's a sexy name right?

I think it is. Ok, so I am weird, that's besides the point.

It is a splendid movie, highly recommended, and it's so much fun to see Johnny play this type of character. Ok, so him singing "Momma's little baby loves shortening, shortening, Mama's little baby loves shortening bread..." after the credits roll is creepy but eh.........GO SEE IT!

And then tell me if you like it or not.

In other news I have a bird that has decided to build a nest.....in my flowerpot. It has built a nest, happily laid 5 eggs, and taken domain over my backyward. So I bought a birdfeeder, and have filled it with seed for said birdie, very small bird, I believe it may be a wren or finch of some sort. We shall see, should be interesting to watch the eggs hatch.

All is well here in other news. I got my Twilight Ringbearers LOTR action figures. Cheesy as hell, but cool nonetheless...see throught Frodo, Bilbo and Gollum. Very entertaining.

Things with my new muse Captain Jack are going.....well...let's just say they're GOING.....I TRIED to bathe him, honestly I did.....but he's like the Pirate Houdini, he gets out of anything involving a bath with drunken ease.....I tried throwing him in the tub, I even put rum in the bath....let's just say he "Hit the water running" as it were. So no bath...and lots of stinky pirate. He got revenge on my attempted bath by hiding under my bed and singing "Yo Ho Ho" all night......

So I have a very stinky, drunken muse.......Haldir hates him, Jack's stench "offends his delicate elven sensibilities" his hair offends Haldir greatly....Haldir attempted to cut Jack's hair off in the middle of the night. Jack promptly rolled over onto Haldir and covered him in "Icky eewey pirate stench" after which Haldir insisted Jack sleep UNDER the bed.......

Boromir isnt as greatly offended, but he insists Jack does stink. Frodo just doesnt want him anywhere near me, and actually bit him the other day......

When your muses begin world war three take cover.

Nuff Said.

Also just so you all know, it is NOT made yet at all, but pAndi and I will have the diary of doom and it will be ninja-flu we just have to get a layout and such, the name is allready reserved.

Prepare to go to hell in a picnic basket....with Doritos as it were.

On a more serious note however, Jack as my muse must seriously be working because I have spit out several poems...and something I NEVER EVER thought would happen has happened.

When my computer died and I lost everything, I also lost my novels....three of them, and I was 75 or so pages done from the LAST ONE....

I never thought I owuld be pursuing the novel crap again anytime soon. I had no ideals on doing that. Then a idea hit me...so yes, I am going to attempt to write another book.

And it shall be called "For Better or For Worse We Are All Gods"

It's based on this premise/musing. Anyone who is a writer can relate to this.....I think.

Being a writer one can become slightly desensitized. A writer, any writer really is a God, self-begotten and self-nihillistic. We become Gods of our own choosing by putting pen to paper. Writers create, make identities, personalities......we make these same people love and laugh, or hate and kill based on our own personal whims and moods.

We give birth to them, then we kill them, create, destroy, brood, conquer, and such.

And we act as if it's all in the sake of art. Besides, we arent hurting anyone are we?

Sometimes however we become disillusioned and desensitized.....fantasy and reality tend to blend together in a dizzying miasma of images. Then suddenly emotions aren't so real. You can do whatever you want, who cares? It's all in the sake of art......

So we become more distant and brooding, rather reclusive.....we shut ourselves off.

We play with the lives of our characters...but so what? They are only characters right?

Wrong....what if the characters who's lives your playing with actually exist?

And what if they dont like it?

Ponder that.......as soon as I get kinks worked out I'll put the plot up here!

That is if anyone is interested in hearing.

It's a interesting idea.

Enough of my madness, GIVE ME GUEST BOOK LOVE!

I am finished for the evening.

Bring Me...

That Horizon...

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