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ACK! The stench, and Ninja Flu!
( 2004-03-12 @ 9:23 p.m. )
*Haphazardly falls into computer chair*
"OOOOOOO what do we have here?"
*Pushes buttons at random*
vhnghjgfifvidfkkkd!!!*&
"Hmmm, odd."
*Pushes more buttons*
dfgdfgxzgzdfhfjkhjdreegttgtert
"Interesting...well since I'm here....you want to know what Ivy thinks about all the time? *Grins* She thinks about..."
~WHAP! THWAP! CRUNCH! THUD!~
"Allright! THATS ENOUGH!"
~Stares evilly at floor~
"I dont think I deserved that!"
~Quirks brows~
"Behave, I'll be right back!"
"Okay, before she comes back! Ivy is a stru..."
THWAP!
"I may have deserved that."
~Glares angrily at suspiciously pirate-esque shaped lump on floor~
"I REFUSE to have a drunken muse..."
*Holds up rum* "Well I cant be that bad luv! Refuse...muse....that rhymed right? See I..."
WHAP!
~Narrows eyes at floor~
"Dont BOTHER, you deserved that to!"
*Swigs rum and then falls over*
"Yea, thats what I THOUGHT!"
~Pokes the lump~
"Ok he's out.......thank GOD!"
Thanks to some tips from people such as my beloved J1, Georgie and Tai I set a pirate trap.....and it worked, as you may be able to tell from the above debacle. A old fashioned box trap with a rope, the bait being rum and eyeliner.........
It worked allright. Now I have caught Captain Jack.
And I am stuck with him.......which one would think would be good.
But that's really open to debate. He insits upon being my muse.....but he's drunk, so he smacks inspiration into me at awkward times. ike in the middle of playing Final Fantasy x2, or in the shower, or eating......
Also, he smells, and getting him to take a shower? HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!
"Bathing luv, what's that?"
~Rolls eyes~ His stench has sent Haldir running for cover, even Boromir seems offended by it, and that's saying something. Shelob has threatened to eat him, Frodo keeps trying to hit him from my leg......
Sure, he can be inspiring but the rum-swilling and the stench.....ugh...he needs a bath!
In other news I have finally recovered from my bout with the ninja flu. Ninja flu as in it snuck up stealthily, kicked my ass, snuck away, then returned with much stealth to kick my ass from Monday until today.
Nausea, cramps, fever, sweats........ICK!
Evil I tell you.
I am left now with a minor headache.
I may live yet.
It is pretty nasty though.
Am also impatiently, VERY impatiently hunting new action figures such as King of The Dead, Merry in Rohirrim armor, Faramir in Gondor armor....getting very irritated. Florida is always the last to get everything.
Must be punishment for some past sin or transgression.
Ah yes, and on another note I have coem to the conclusion that if one were to indeed take a wheely chair and cover it in shrubbery, or artificial foilage as it were and tape or preferrably glue it to the wheely chair one would have the perfect stalking device.
Think about it, wait in the real bushes, once stalkee is within sight just roll after them. They turn around? Just stop rolling, they will think your shrubbery.....
Heh-Heh.
In other-other news I now proudly own a Pirates of The Caribbean Jack Sparrow shirt. You see, I wandered into Hot Topic to look for osmething. Up on the top rack were Pirates of The Caribbean shirts. Peering up I noticed it was Orlando/Will, so I made my way to the counter and poked the salesgirl.
"So are all those pirates of the caribbean shirts Orlando or what?"
"Oh yea, we had Johnny Depp but like...theyre all gone..."
I fumed for a moment then smiled. "Well I'm not wearing Orlando on my boobs....I dont believe this, I should kill you.."
and stomped off........ok I admit it, I am unusually high-strung sometimes.
So I came home AND GOT ONE OFF E-BAY! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
And in the process of finding said shirt I also found Johnny Depp underwear....scary....
VERY SCARY
Also, my sister came by today. Normally this is a event to make me cringe.....however she was gearing up for a garge sale and says "I found these old stuffed animals you gave me when you were a kid, pound puppied I think, and one cat.....want them back?"
So she brought them back when she came back again...........other than a blanket, one manatee puppet and one fairy tails bird these are the remainder of my childhood toys, they sit upon my computer now, I am very happy to have them back!
So, with no further adieu I must go..........however I am still colelcting my little ponies and fairy tail birds, SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST HAVE SOMETHING, if so e-mail me!
Oh yes, and thanks to Lady Xila, Jo, and pAndi for cheering me up with various phone calls...I lvoe you ladies.
And Andy, you just plain rock, your so brave!
Until Then...
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